Six reasons why Valentine's Day can go to hell

No, we're not feeling the love.

Wednesday, 13th February 2019, 3:44 pm
Updated Wednesday, 13th February 2019, 3:47 pm
We explore the reasons why Valentine's Day can 'get in the sea', as it were

Here's why...

That 8.99 Forever Friends bear you painstakingly selected from Card Factory? Yeah it's going straight to the back of the wardrobe, mate
The snivelling masses don't realise Valentine's Day originates from an ancient Roman festival where people would slap their partners with pieces of cloth drenched in goat blood (actually, kinda sounds more fun?)

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You'd be forgiven for wanting to spend that hard-earned 50 quid on something other than a wad of organisms that are only going to die in a vase in approx 1.5 days
How about romance your partner, not the economy
Who's got time to sprinkle a load of petals about or mess around with an M&S love sausage after the working day? I just wanna have a bath (alone)
Whether you're single or in a couple, Valentine's Day is EVERYWHERE, and will leave you thinking 'what if'. Remember, the grass isn't always greener. Eat the chocolate, shut the door and have an early night