The tooth the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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Wednesday, 3rd October 2018, 1:48 pm
Updated Thursday, 4th October 2018, 7:20 am

Bolsover Safer Neighbourhood Team made a snappy response when they were called to a suspicious package tucked into the wheel arch of a car.

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The bobbies were bracing themselves for a discovery.

But it didn’t make for gnashernal headlines. The package was a set of dentures in a bag.

Following the discovery on Tuesday night they tweeted “Not what we expected - we will chew over that for a while.”