This is a bog-standard story about a toilet dumped on a street in Derbyshire.
While whizzing around Langwith, the Google Street View car shot (yes, you read that word correctly) a snap of a lavatory on Dale Close.
"TOILET TO LET," reads a sign above the bog which has a pale blue seat and appears to be missing a cistern lid - while two lads can be seen at the bottom of the street.
It's not known if the find has caused a stink in the village.
Butt we think it's bound to put a smile on the face of even the hardest of party poopers.
Right, we'd best crack on with some other stories...