9 sarcastic comments you're unlikely to hear in Chesterfield...

Nine sarcastic comments you are unlikely to hear in Chesterfield...

Thursday, 25th August 2016, 3:00 pm
Updated Thursday, 25th August 2016, 4:04 pm
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1. “I really wish I lived in Mansfield.”

2. “What we really need in this town is a new pound shop.”

3. “It’s always red hot in Chesterfield, why can’t it just rain for once.”

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4. “I must say the buses are always on time, they never let me down.”

5. “Driving across Horns Bridge Roundabout is such a pleasant experience.”

6. “Why can’t there be more youths hanging around the streets late at night.”

7. “If the teenagers are bored why don’t they just go rev their car engines on the Donut.”

8. “I really wish more people would come up to me in the street and ask me for some money.”

9. “People just don’t dump enough rubbish on the streets these days.”