Tesco will own everything: Tesco burial anyone?

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I am writing to you assuming that we all managed to survive the end of the world as predicted by the Mayans, soothsayers of South America, some 500 years ago.

If they were so clever, how come they didn’t predict that they would be invaded and decimated by the Spanish conquistadore?

Having survived one - or two previous ‘end of the world’ I have started doing a bit of soothsaying myself, just give me something to do in my declining years. My latest prediction being as follows: by the year 2025, having greedily gobbled up every available retail outlet and local amenity, Tesco will start to acquire undertakers and then the crematoria of this land. They will be aware that we all end up there eventually. Mark my words.

V.Downing

Chesterfield