I HAVE a few light-hearted suggestions...
(a) Switch the lights out over the Christmas period when we all have our fairy lights and Christmas trees lit up.
(b) We may as well have our lights off as and when the next snowfall arrives, if it’s anything like last year, we won’t be able to get out anyway – for three weeks at least!
(c) If it’s dark for the rest of us, it will be dark for the burglars.
(d) We could switch them off in rotation, not all on the same night or we’d be all of a twinkle.
PLEASE don’t have the same person doing traffic safety assessments as who was responsible for the confusion of lanes on our roundabouts.
Anyway, all we need really to do is eat more carrots. Well, that’s what my Mum told me