Horse sense

I’m turning cartwheels. Unbridled joy. No trip to the glue factory for me.

Public opinion wins by a nose. I’m everyone’s favourite, so here’s a tip for those donkey councillors, who aren’t.

Rein in the spending on the donut and market hall redevelopment and wager the money saved to hoof out those stupid plans to raise council house rents, increase the community charge and close youth clubs.

I hope you can hear me councillors - I’m not a little hoarse.

SAM THE HORSE

Hasland